Thursday, January 22, 2009

Hockey, What A Hokey Game




I fell down screaming, clutching my ankle, during my last PE lesson. Yeah, maybe I was just diving but hey, I still got my team a free hit. Nevermind about that, I actually do not really care. My point being that I got injured due to the fact that my Korean buddy had just whacked me in the shin..... with a hockey stick. A really hard stick with the, force given by a baboon, that was aiming for the blooming ball and not me.
So i say, how cool is that? Not very cool at all. Hey, in any case, there is one guy in my team ( index 16-20) which is terribly hopeless. Playing against the team which has The School Team Floorball Player, The Spastic Monkey Man, The Food Slurper, The Annoying Nerdy Guy and The Huge Big Guy ( indexes 11-15), it is definitely a passport to hell.
Fine, on the route to my destruction, I eventually decided to somehow salvage the situation.... I decided to start socring own goals. The rest of the team eventually followed suit. This soon pissed the other team off and they told the teacher.
I got scolded at the end of the lesson. What a great start for such a 'great' game.
HURRAH!

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