Egg in my Nose, Roach in my Ear

Where do eggs belong? Its belongs in the mouth followed by the oesophagus then by the stomach and blah blah. Now what about roaches? Well, I seriously believe that they should go back to their home in the trashcan.

Okay, let us start with the eggs. Instead of the usual route through the digestive system, the egg I was eating for dinner ( with other things of course, I'm not so deprived!) went through the respiratory system instead. I mean, not through the whole system-just the nose. Just the nose. Hell! Do you even know how pain it was!? It was not entirely my fault, but mostly mine I believe. (In any case, no, I did not feed it up my nose.) My brother had to write his own journal and after reading his terribly brilliant composition with my mouth full, I eventually found out that I had the egg in my nose, neatly chopped up. What else can you expect?

Now, what do I have against roaches? Hmmm? Is it because they pollute our living environment? Look really nasty? Or did one of their nymphs found a new home in my ear? I choose option 3. This is a true story, a nymph really went into my ear though it eventually came out after some prompting. Till this day, it still remains a mystery how the heck did it even get in.

I don't know if this will get me into the 'World's Top Ten List of Most Sick Happenings' but what I do know is that these two incidences are the one of the worst experiences I had in my secondary school life.

HELL YEAH!